Briefing
WTS or BSS
Gems final lesson, wahaha. Hand in our print out cloze passage of 5%, and then an open book test which consist of 10%. Teacher say last lesson le, then 2 weeks later we will be going T4. There we will take our online-quiz, is open book. But it is only 45 mins, not enough time to search also x_x".
At least my GEMs is good, the teacher will spam sms to us. Telling us when test, when got or no lesson. Clarissa GEMs class - de teacher super bad lohz, today also no lesson for her. 2 weeks in a roll, teacher no inform no lesson x_x".
Briefing going to start
Breifing starts at 3.15pm, as expected. Lecturers briefing about the 2nd year seperation, Adha & Az will be choosing BSS _ Mr Guy & Fatherlee will be choosing WTS. From my own base, i think i will do better in WTS. But consider it in market, i think BSS stands a better & faster chance to find a job. For me, i will want to do as well as possible. So most likely i will be choosing WTS .... ... .. .
Wish & Hope will see her again, wo hui xiang nian her de (^_^")
Jokes by her, dont know where she find de.
(1) Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
(2) This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
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